Reality Rant

So I like to blog about reality shows, OK? Got a problem with that?

So, yeah, it's only Thursday and no Race or Survivor has yet been watched.

However, there is a new player in the Reality game. This is the 2nd season I've watched Dancing with the Stars. This week Paulina Porizkova was sent home. Sure, maybe she wasn't the best dancer, but she wasn't the worst. The thing about Paulina is she was witty, funny and more than a little silly. She was entertaining. Voting her off was a big mistake. Overall, the show is more than a little annoying. I don't like the female host very much. The judges can be irritating and any of the "professional" dances that aren't competition is a little uninteresting. But, it's still fun to see what happens.

Watched Idol last night. Fucking Sanjaya. He didn't even make it in the bottom 3. Haley, Chris and Phil all were. All are about 4x better than motherfuckinsanjaya. Chris, who was one of my favorites, got voted off. He's had a couple of sub-par weeks and it might not be able to have won it, but he's in a whole different category from san-fucking-bear-dick-jaya. I heard someone (was it Simon Cowell?) make a comment that America is voting who they want. That's the big problem. America is fucking stupid and they think it's funny to keep this kid with the stupid hair (did you happen to see his ridiculous fucking mohawk?) on the program while talented people get sent home. Yeah, it's a problem. I have a solution.

America wants to see Sanjaya? Really? OK, then let's make everyone who voted for Sanjaya sit through an entire concert of his "work". OK? Yeah, you like that moglie look-alike with the freakishly huge mouth? You wanna vote for him when real singers get voted off? Cool, then plunk down $50 and go see him rock his silly-ass style for a couple hours. I can only imagine the absurdity a complete body of his work would produce. Go, Sanjaya fans. Go see him. Fucking morons.